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Hame to sunny leone ne loota
katrina me kaha dam tha
Hame to sunny leone ne loota
katrina me kaha dam tha
hamko pyar kisse hua
jisko pyar ka matlab hi nahi malum tha…….

Sabak

nami si chalkne lagi h aankho m
kami ab hone lagi h ham m
kuch logo ka to ab kharab hone laga h dimag hamse..
ho jao dur hamse kyuki jyada vkt nai lagta
dimag ka dahi bannne m…..

Exam… Ke baad😛

Exam hogaye hai khatam
Sar pe hai holidays ka sitam
Na jaane ab kya hoga mere sanam
Results aane pe hoga matam
Kya main Jan sakta hoon
Ke aapka phone number Kay hai..miss punam…ha. Ha..ha..

Mere Sanam

Sanam aisa na kro…..bhari mahfil me ujala na kro….
Hm aapke h sanam……hme yu begaana na kro……

Khush Raho Yaar

जलो हमसे क्या फर्क पड़ता है….. 😎
पर बता दू…..
मेरे यहाँ से थोड़ी दूर ही शम्शान पड़ता है….😎🙏

Shaadi karke phas gaya

Socha tha shaadi karke zindagi swarg ban jaegi , par mujhe kya pata tha , ki ghar me biwi nahi aafat aafat aaegi , ab biwi to le aaya , par khana usko banana nahi aata tha , isiliye roz uske saath hotel me khata tha , khana to chhodo , bartan bhi saaf karne ke liye mana kar deti thi , aur peene ke liye paani bhi mujhi se leti thi , maharani roz movie dekhne jaati thi , aur movie ke saath saath 1-2 hazar ke toh sirf popcorn hi popcorn khati thi , ab bhai kapde bhi mujhe hi dhone padte the , shaadi ke baad koi aisa din nahi gaya jab mere haath pair nahi akadte the , aur jab usse kehta tha ki darling zara baam laga do bada dard ho raha hai , to kehti thi abhi dard nikalti hun bas ye bata do ki danda kaha hai , uska ek cheez se man nahi bharta tha , agar jo sone ka necklace la du , to maharani ka diamond necklace pehenane ka man karta tha , agar jo kehta tha ki aaj thoda late aaunga , aaj zyada kaam hai , to kehti thi , ki ghar ka darwaza band hone ke liye aakhri time shaam hai , shaam ke baad aaye to ghar ke andar nahi aane doongi , aur agle din zurmane ke taur par 2000 rupye loongi , ab bhai laya to tha biwi ko ye soch kar ki ghar ke saare kaam karegi , par ab to lagta hai ki is ghar tabhi shaanti milegi jab ye maregi , meri to yahi salah hai ki kabhi shaadi mat karna , warna aapki bhi haalat aisi ho jaaegi jaise sookha hua jharna .

Bayan E Ishq

Wo samne toh khamosi sath…
Wo door toh alfaaaz sath….
Samjh ni aata janab …
aisa sirf mere sath …
Ya har mohabbat wale ko ho jata h aisa sath… bolo wah wah wah

Zindgi After Love

Zindagi ki hr jung eknasoor ban gayi
Barsat ki hr bundeien ek zahar ban gayi
Jabse kiya humne tujhse pyar
Tabse hamari zindagi ek zahannoom ban gayi

maa aur biwi

Maa pyar ki nishaani hai,
biwi sabse badi pareshani hai–
maa kae godh mae khaelthae hai,
biwi kae haath mae khilona hai..
maa bartan saaf karke khana khilati hai,
biwi bartan faenk faenk kae marti hai..
maa kae athraaf ghoomtae hai,
biwi hame ghumati hai..
maa kharchae ko paise daeti hai,
biwi kharcha aur chuna lagati hai..
maa biwi ka beech mae., aadmi ki kya haalath hoti hai?
izzat baingan mae mil gayi……………

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